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Another reason to hate the Saints

By Kyle Bauer

I hate the Cowboys. All good Americans should hate “Americas Team”. But tonight I will be rooting for the Cowboys in pivital game because that is now how much I hate the Saints. I used to like them but after the horrifying “WHO DAT! Redneck video” I no-longer can cheer for a team because if I cheer for the Saints, I feel as though I am supporting those drunken gun toting rednecks. Not acceptable.

This morning while watching NFL Countdown, I saw a soft feature on the Saints done by native Michael Smith. It was your typical cliche fluff about a city being lifted in hard times thanks to a sports teams success. We are not familiar with that in these parts.

Through a small snippet of video interlaced in the feature, I was lead to do some research and found something horrifying.

THOSE BASTARDS STOLE “BLESS YOU BOYS!” FROM US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, WWL 4 a CBS affiliate in New Orleans are in the midst of collectively slapping Al Ackerman, the Tigers and the city of Detroit. I find it slightly ironic, that it was channel 4 affiliate got the Bless You Boys call going in ’84, but WDIV also revived it in 2006. It is not like moniker has been lost in time.

If I were WDIV, Ackerman or the Tigers, whoever owns the rights to the phrase (if anyone, which may be the problem) should sue WWL 4 with the force of a hurricane.

….Yeah, too soon.

OUR SONG IS WAY BETTER, THE MONTAGE IS BETTER AND THE ’84 TIGERS WERE A FUCKING MACHINE.

GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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