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The outrage was nation-wide

 By Kyle Bauer

We all know that here in the metro-Detroit area, the Armando Galarraga imperfect game sparked the rational response of death threats to Jim Joyce and probably a suicide or two. Little did we Detroiters figure that the outrage would capture a nation, but we shouldve figured that it would’ve captured You Tube.

Rednecks sharing their thoughts on You Tube might be the best phenomenon to strike this country since Pogs. We have had experiences in the past with folk such as this. While this is not as comical, it’s still pretty legit.

Even his little girls are pissed in the midst of their confusion. I also love his one daughters concern for whether or not the Tigers actually won the game. Way to be heads up, you’re going to make a fantastic wife in 20 years!

The video that really has my attention was the lost young-man who took it upon himself to defend “ALL THE HATERZ’ who were accusing this guy of staging this video.

Yes, apparently this video, and this mans opinion meant so much to him that it had to deem it sincere. He had to defend Troyfromwestvirginia‘s honor!

(sigh)

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Fat fans love You Tube

 By Kyle Bauer

A new man who is ‘LARGE AND ‘N CHARGE’ has emerged to film himself onto You Tube in hopes of becoming a new viral sensation.

CanonKielHD felt it soooo necessary that he record his react to Maryland possibly coming back on Michigan State in the second round. This has garnerd him much local attention as our friends at the local fm sports station have seemed to take a liking to him.

of course we know the end result by now.

He has now joined the club of obese men who are filmed having a sour reaction to relevent moments in the culture of sport.

Of course you all remember our good friend BigVolDaddy

Then this, I’m assuming construction worker, who was a little bitter his good ol’ buddy Favre didn’t come through for him.

You Tube has brought us all together and shaped our lives in this 21st century. It has caused even the largest and most repulsive of average american sports fan to strive for fame. In this new generation of media or ‘NU-MEDIA’ we can expect this trend of big guys searching for attention, through their raw, gassy and boorish behavior. I am throughly looking forward to it.

Real Deal on Headlines

By Kyle Bauer

This is normally the weekly feature in which I give my two cents on all the big sports headlines, local and national. In light of recent events, I have decided to save all my good material for tomorrows episode of the Real Deal on Sports, where we will talk about

Lane Kiffin/Pete Carroll

Mark McGwire

The Jose Valverde to the Tigers rumors

The LT Dance

Putting Kurt Warner in perspective

An interview with Pistons insider Dave Pemberton at 11:15

and an all new Real Deal on Society

…Just tune in to that 11 to 1pm on 88.3fm Auburn Hills and streaming worldwide at www.wxou.org

Until then, I ask that you reflect on the disaster in Haiti. Remember God is punishing them because they made a pact with the devil. So don’t feel too bad.

Now to lighten the mood here is Ochocinco racing a horse.

The Real Deal on Sports is on fire….LIKE A KNOXVILLE MATTRESS! OH!

By Kyle Bauer

It looks like today is going to be a record-breaking day at the Real Deal on Sports, due in part to the last couple posts on the Knoxville riots. We even elicited a response BigVolDaddy himself. So I’m very excited that we are getting some feedback and people are reading this cute little sports blog we have going.

I’m going to take this time to remind people to subscribe to the website to receive e-mail updates on when we update the site. Also remember to check out the show tomorrow afternoon 11 to 1pm on 88.3fm Auburn Hills in the northern metro-Detroit area and stream it live at http://www.wxou.org !

Keep coming back to the website daily for weekly features, original and irreverent sports commentary and much more.

Sports have become over-whelmingly viral in the recent weeks.

By Kyle Bauer

I suppose it is a beautiful thing. Although in a sense, it is keeping me from reporting any hard sports news or giving an actual take.

Like right now. I could post about Pete Carroll killing his career to go to Seattle, and then Lane Kiffin going Lane Kiffin on Tennessee in taking the USC position.

Naw. Responsibility shirked. Why?

THIS IS WHY!

I love rednecks. Well from a distance. I have attended many NASCAR races, I have witnessed rednecks first hand. Even in those instances, I have kept a distance of at least 30 feet, for they cannot be trusted. When the actual race occurs and I have to sit among them, I keep a copy of George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” with me to stay immune from becoming one of them. If you ask why I’m going to NASCAR races to begin with, well I…..

digress.

They provide hilarious viral material. Of course we have people of Wal-Mart which is taking the world by storm. There is also SkoalRebel who bares resemblance to  Big SlaveDaddy or VolDaddy or whatever he’s called in both look, lung capacity and candor.

I will give more credit to BigVolDaddy for calling Lane Kiffin a “crotch rocket” at 1:14 and then the even more appropriate “crotch rider” at 1:17. Well at least he decided to be a crotch rider early.

Let’s watch the horror of Saints fan shooting up a TV again.

WHO DAT?! WHO DAT?! WHO DAT DER DON TEAM DAT LOST TREE INA ROW?!!!

I have never been more proud to be born and raised in Michigan.

BigVolDaddy video courtesy of Deadspin