New contest at the Real Deal on Sports

In October of 2008, Mike Parsons and Kyle Bauer set out on an all-day adventure with each other. Their goal was to visit as many cider mills as they could in one day and rank and review them for Mike’s old food blog, Mike Eats Detroit. This was a very successful excursion. Along the way Kyle and Mike visited six cider mills, spanning Oakland Township to Brighton in five hours and they also rescued a stray dog!

But the day culminated when they got this caricature drawing done at Yates Cider Mills. They both figured it would be good for a chuckle….

 

Little did they know that it was “National Coming Out Day” and it left many people wondering.

Your mission is to do your best photoshop/ms paint/fireworks or any photo editing software job to this drawing, or add a caption. It can be subtle, it can be blatant. The hack job can along the lines of any theme or joke, just as long you make it funny.
The winner will be chosen next Thursday at noon and the winning picture/caption will be posted on the website and you will also get a sweet prize. We are going to divulge the prize when we announce the winner but trust me, it will be legit!

Post your submissions at www.robingehood.com in the Real Deal on Sports thread. Or if youre not a member and don’t feel like signing up, email your entry me at kbauer83@yahoo.com

Good luck, I look forward to seeing them!

Real Deal on Headlines

By Kyle Bauer

This is normally the weekly feature in which I give my two cents on all the big sports headlines, local and national. In light of recent events, I have decided to save all my good material for tomorrows episode of the Real Deal on Sports, where we will talk about

Lane Kiffin/Pete Carroll

Mark McGwire

The Jose Valverde to the Tigers rumors

The LT Dance

Putting Kurt Warner in perspective

An interview with Pistons insider Dave Pemberton at 11:15

and an all new Real Deal on Society

…Just tune in to that 11 to 1pm on 88.3fm Auburn Hills and streaming worldwide at www.wxou.org

Until then, I ask that you reflect on the disaster in Haiti. Remember God is punishing them because they made a pact with the devil. So don’t feel too bad.

Now to lighten the mood here is Ochocinco racing a horse.

The Real Deal on Sports is on fire….LIKE A KNOXVILLE MATTRESS! OH!

By Kyle Bauer

It looks like today is going to be a record-breaking day at the Real Deal on Sports, due in part to the last couple posts on the Knoxville riots. We even elicited a response BigVolDaddy himself. So I’m very excited that we are getting some feedback and people are reading this cute little sports blog we have going.

I’m going to take this time to remind people to subscribe to the website to receive e-mail updates on when we update the site. Also remember to check out the show tomorrow afternoon 11 to 1pm on 88.3fm Auburn Hills in the northern metro-Detroit area and stream it live at http://www.wxou.org !

Keep coming back to the website daily for weekly features, original and irreverent sports commentary and much more.

An uncomfortable pandora’s box has been opened.

By Kyle Bauer

Not surprised that crazy fuck Lane Kiffin is in the middle of it.

All hell is breaking loose in Knoxville. Deadspin has continuing up to the minute coverage. But stick right here for my commentary on it.

Here is some early riot footage…

All this has broken out over Lane fucking Kiffin. Seriously, did any of you trust this asshole? College coaches are treating schools/teams like Tiger Wood’s treats his whores and you figured Kiffin would be above that? I love Lane Kiffin because he dominates Twitter, has a hot wife, will allow hulkamania to run wild on you at Pep Rallies, and calls Urban Meyer a cheater. It looked like something brilliant was building with him in SEC. Unfortunately that’s all trashed now. I can’t imagine him starting something with poor ol’ Chip Kelly.

Through out all this mess, one viral video stands out though and no, it’s not the fat rednecks or the mattress burning. It is this…

WHAT THE FUCK?! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS? I DON’T KNOW AT ALL! Apparently the “Lane Kiffin Show” on the “Vol Network.” There are several of these…..things(?)!

Honestly, I wish that I never would had delved into the sick, sick, crazy world of Lane Kiffin and subsequently “Rocky Top”.

Sports have become over-whelmingly viral in the recent weeks.

By Kyle Bauer

I suppose it is a beautiful thing. Although in a sense, it is keeping me from reporting any hard sports news or giving an actual take.

Like right now. I could post about Pete Carroll killing his career to go to Seattle, and then Lane Kiffin going Lane Kiffin on Tennessee in taking the USC position.

Naw. Responsibility shirked. Why?

THIS IS WHY!

I love rednecks. Well from a distance. I have attended many NASCAR races, I have witnessed rednecks first hand. Even in those instances, I have kept a distance of at least 30 feet, for they cannot be trusted. When the actual race occurs and I have to sit among them, I keep a copy of George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” with me to stay immune from becoming one of them. If you ask why I’m going to NASCAR races to begin with, well I…..

digress.

They provide hilarious viral material. Of course we have people of Wal-Mart which is taking the world by storm. There is also SkoalRebel who bares resemblance to  Big SlaveDaddy or VolDaddy or whatever he’s called in both look, lung capacity and candor.

I will give more credit to BigVolDaddy for calling Lane Kiffin a “crotch rocket” at 1:14 and then the even more appropriate “crotch rider” at 1:17. Well at least he decided to be a crotch rider early.

Let’s watch the horror of Saints fan shooting up a TV again.

WHO DAT?! WHO DAT?! WHO DAT DER DON TEAM DAT LOST TREE INA ROW?!!!

I have never been more proud to be born and raised in Michigan.

BigVolDaddy video courtesy of Deadspin