Kyle’s favorite fat coach Rex Ryan

Kyle called for it and Real Deal Township went Real Deal Township and answered in magnificent (if not horrific) fashion. Since it was clevage week on robingehood.com Kyle wanted picture of Rex Ryan’s clevage. Click on the picture below to see what the Township came up with.


Possibly NSFW

Congratulations Mark Brunell

Way to not do this

In other news: Mark Brunell is still playing football?!

 

Real Deal on Sports/Robingehood.com Post of the Week

Congratulations to member Stinger.

He’s the winner of this week’s RDOS/Robingehood.com post of the week with this biting commentary about women’s indecision.

“I’m going to open a restaurant called “I Don’t Care” so I can finally take my wife to dinner where she wants to go.”

Special thanks to member Trapper for helping to spread word of Real Deal Township. If you want to help just change your facebook picture to the one below for a week.

For those not allready in on the fun log onto www.robingehood.com and register for the message board.

Did You Hear What Happened to Craig’s Boy?

By Mike Parsons

Here’s a clip of the Rece Davis/Mike Leach interview.

What I like about this clip:

If you pause the video at 1:20 and most likely just about anytime Rece Davis is on camera you’ll notice he has his teeth clenched and is squinting a hole through Mike Leach. 

 I have no idea what really happened that day at the practice compound; I can’t help but to crack a smile at everyone of Mike Leach’s unapologetic answers as they seems to visibly anger Rece Davis. My guess is that the folks at ESPN were expecting a status quo apology for locking their boy Craig’s precious little snow flake in a closet while his head had an ouchie. I have a feeling this is a case of  a fed up coach who may have been a bit  overzealous after having enough of a spoiled, entitled athlete’s aarogance and lack of work ethic on top of dealing with pushy parents trying to use their clout in an attempt to get their boy more playing time.

Of course this is all wild speculation but at this point in time I buy Mike Leach’s side of the story more than I buy Adam James’s, although i’m sure both are riddled with exagerations and falsehoods. Either way you have to admire Mike Leach’s Chutzpah; standing up to ESPN and not backing down in the face of Rece Davis’s death stare.

P.S. I can’t resist

Real Deal on Headlines

by Mike Parsons

What?! Why am I writing the Real Deal on Headlines? I’m just the board operator, I don’t even watch sports! Good question; since Kyle put together the best of while afflicted with the swine flu and a broken coccyx and Neal is spending the holidays with his wife and kids it falls on me this week. So um here it goes.

Ocho Cinco

For the most part I have no idea why people even bother to put athlete interviews on air, whether it be TV or radio. Is there anything more painfully boring than listening to some montone meat head recite the same tired script with such gems as “gotta give it 110%” “Take it one game at a time” “Our opponents are a quality team, anyone can beat anyone any given game” or describing mundane feats as “pretty special.” Chad Ocho Cinco’s quotes and wacky antics are a breath of fresh air. Nobody hates an attention whore more than me but for some reason I get the impression he’s not doing it for the attention. He does it because he is so much better than everyone else on the field he’s no longer challenged by the game of football and needs to find other ways to entertain himself.

Brian Kelly

Speaking of Cincinnati and rising stars on the tweetspace I still can’t help but to feel like this guy sold out. The realist in me fully expected Kelly to make the leap to the Irish;  but the child in me still believed in Christmas miracles and held onto the hopes he would stay at Cincy and build the program into a national powerhouse. How is anyone supposed to build a football program when all the coaches flee to some slap ass program with deep pockets the minute their contracts are up? For once I would love to see a coach tell UM or Notre Dame, thanks but no thanks, I like what we’ve started, good luck with your declining legacy. I’m not saying I hope Brian Kelly fails, but if he goes the way of the Willingham, I wouldn’t be disapointed.

Matt Millen

Sure it was a stupid move by the Lions to hire a guy to run the football team because he was good at color commentary and sure it was even stupider for them to hang onto him for the better part of a decade; but seriously people it’s just football, get over it.  Nobody likes to watch their home team lose game after game but the calls I heard after the 0-16 season on sports talk radio made me pity these people. My favorite was one slap dick who said he hopes the lions “take this season to their grave.” There are people out there who want Matt Millen dead or banned from the state of Michigan, that’s not even constitutional! Like I said people, it’s just football, go spend time with your family.

 Slap Ass Announcers

Like Kyle often says Detroit is very lucky when it comes to our announcers. On my way to work I was listening to a little Sports News Radio and instead of getting my daily fill of inspiration from David Stein the network was airing the “Sports Year in Review.” I heard more nationwide slaposity in the November segment than in a year of OSU vs UM Saturdays. The play by play team’s job is to describe the game, not to become the spectacle itself. Alot of broadcasters are employees of the team and they are paid to be slaps to a certain degree but exclaiming “THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN” or screaming “YES” repeatedly like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally gets a bit tired and sounds contrived.

Merry Christmas everyone! Remember he is the reason for the season….unless your Jewish.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

No show today, apparently Neal and Kyle would rather spend time with their families than do a radio show. This doesn’t mean you have to wait another week to get your fill of the Real Deal on Sports. Check back, right here, later today for day two of Kyle’s Three Day Thanksgiving Man Fest.

Neal will be back on WDFN With Mario Impemba this Monday at 8pm as the Golden Grizzlies take on Memphis. You can also listen to Neal’s disembodied voice chat with OU Coach Greg Kampe in a new video feature “Coach’s Corner” right on the OU grizzlies’ homepage by clicking the giant menacing grizzly bear below.

 Mike’s entry about NBA superstars via 1993 has been picked up by FreshPrinceOfTheBlog. It’s run  by basketball fanatic Jake Bondarek whose blog gets ten times more hits than ours. Jake works his butt off on FreshPrinceOfTheBlog and he makes it a great read for super fans and casual observers alike. Check it out by clicking  the picture of Uncle Phil, Carleton, Ashley and Hillary on some game show i’ve never heard of.

Real Deal on Sports in the Oakland Post

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Alexis Tomrell gave us a nice little write up in the Oakland Post.

“….Kyle Bauer and Neal Ruhl want to buy the Pontiac Silverdome. To them, this massive business venture is merely a hobby; a side project to their first love: hosting WXOU’s ‘Real Deal on Sports.’

The live show, which airs Thursdays from 11 a.m.-1 p.m., had its official start in April 2008.

The two hosts had been working together since 2007, appearing on each other’s sport shows and working on various projects, until they decided to combine forces and co-host ‘Real Deal on Sports.’………..”

Read the rest by clicking the link http://www.oaklandpostonline.com/readStory.php?a_id=1660