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IS THIS REAL?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

By Kyle Bauer

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I am horrified.

Lets point out the disturbing stereotypical themes…

The amount of guns.

The amount of semi-automatic weaponry. Guns that I thought were only used in war.

The amount of booze.

The amount of trucks.

The amount of broken and indecipherable “english”.

The cut off jeans with zoo pants underneath.

The children firing those guns openly with ease.

I have a feeling these “people” spent everything they owned on guns and new  Saints jerseys.

In the middle of a crippling recession, I just watched 20 drunken rednecks destroy a 2,000+dollar television.

Speaking of which, how about this dumbass betting on the fucking Redskins to beat an undefeated New Oreleans team. This idiot is lucky that this game even went into overtime. He essentially almost pulled off  betting against the Harlem Globetrotters.

Now I want the Saints to crash and burn. Now I wish the Saints had moved to San Antonio or (Oklahoma City) after Katrina. I wont be able to sleep after every Saints win now. I wont sleep tonight.

THESE PEOPLE LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY THAT I DO. IN A SENSE, WE SHARE LAND. WE ARE SOMEHOW AFFILIATED.

Hmmm I need to get some of my “FB Friends” together next Sunday and watch some more quality NFL action.

Keep drinking.

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